I was debating just WHERE to post this album... first of all, CURSES BE TO MY DIGITAL CAMERAS!! I can't seem to get EITHER of them to get a pic so I can post the very bland and generic cover of this LP for you to gander in amazement at, or to get a shot of the label, which tells you even less.
So, I'll tell you what this collection is: Dinner Music. That's ALL the cover says. No artist info, nuttin'. Oh, yes, it is on a 10-inch Pontiac label 33 1/3 rpm disc. There's the clue! THese were sold for 79 cents each, made of some kind of polystyrene/shellac combination, and usually very very BAD. Or at least very very BORING.
As Peter Schickele once said: "These pieces were performed by an orchestra, under the direction of a conductor with a baton."
I didn't know whether to mar the mood of MoodieToonz with these exercises in blandness, or to stick them in the Oddities blog (this one)... I figured they were a little off-kilter, enough to put them here instead of there, and DEFINATELY not in the Shellac Shanty.
So, have some dinner music....
A Dream Of LoveDreamsOn Wings Of SongNone But The Lonely HeartCalm Is The NightSerenadeI Love TheeI Love You TrulyWell, after listening to these terpsichorian trepidations, one wonders if this is music for dinner, or music to make you run from the dinner table into the Room of Relief. In some of these cuts it sounds like the orchestra is actually trying to get to the vomitorium.... but hey, whadd'ya want for 79 cents in 1952, rubber bisquick?
OK, here's a lousy pic of the cover....
and here's an even lousier shot of the label... I'll fix these as soon as I can get the damn camera to do what I want it to do...
I hate technology...
While we're at it, here's another wonderful Pontiac 79 cent record, Songs of Ireland. Yep, that's all it says, "Songs of Ireland". See for yourself...
Now, as you will all note, the tracks on the cover do NOT match what is on the label! Here's the label to prove it:
Here are the tracks as noted on the labels:
When Irish Eyes Are SmilingI'll Take You Home Again Kathleen / Irish Washer WomanBelieve Me / Wearin' Of The GreenCome Back To Erin / Fisher's Horn PipeMy Wild Irish Rose / An Irishman's Heart to the LadiesKillarney / The Teetotaller's ReelThe HArp That Once Through Tara's Halls / Stack of BarleyThe Last Rose of Summer - St. Patrick's Day in the MorningThe recordings themselves are, again, pretty pedestrian, but there are a couple of flashes of brilliance... we're not talking high-fidelity here, considering this is 1951 for this disc, and again a 79-center, but hey, not bad once you get the shellac noise out of these, and the discs were in pretty good shape, too.
I need to go to bed.
I still hate technology...